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  •  1……..A man was going to the grocery store one day, when all of a sudden, an attractive looking woman walks up and says to him, “Hey, I know you. You’re the father of one of my kids. Do you remember me?”The man is worried, and then he said, “Um… I think so. Were you the hooker who came to my friend’s bachelor party last year, and then everybody got drunk and played truth or dare, and they dared me to have sex with you while wearing your underwear as a necktie?”

    Silence, then she said, “No, I’m your son’s English teacher…”

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  • 2…….A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

    The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 

  • 3………My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “Sixty two.”He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at one?”

 

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